January 2012
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klaineanderspin:
i saw a dog that looked like bradshaw yesterday btw
I used to own a dog who was just a little blonder than Bradshaw. She was the best dog ever!
parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
me: in five years it'll be my last name too
parents: what
me:
me: what
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Don't you just hate people who are a perpetual...
As in not even acknowledging my existence. We fucking live together and she pretends like i’m not there.
fawkes-:
breathingsboring:
Twelve and a half...
What it will be like the last minutes of Tumblr if...
Internet: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
Tumblr: Why are you here? All of you.
Internet: We never left.
Tumblr: Does it hurt? Getting shut down?
Megaupload: Quicker than loading a page.
Facebook: You're nearly there.
Tumblr: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to close down for me. And Wikipedia, your articles-
Wikipedia: Others will tell them what their founders died for. One day, they'll understand.
Tumblr: You'll stay with me?
Facebook: Until the end.
Tumblr: And the government wont be able to see you?
Megaupload: No... we're here you see.
Tumblr: Stay close to me.
Internet: Always.
Mathew Crawley - Show me your mens rea and we'll...
hazycosmic-jive:
The English Legal System - Fueling innuendo since 1267.